OMG!

lyke omg guiz!

that totally just happened!

ok, but really

i dont type like a 12 year old

or justin bieber.

anyway

i am on my third week of my second semester

and i sit next to this one really cute girl

(yes

im blogging about a girl

bite me)

but then there is another girl

and then one more after that...

does that qualify me as a whore?

im not sure...

being interest in more than one girl?

call me a whore if you want

but they are all cute

i would put their names

but for legal reasons, I wont.

i should be studying and writing music, but i cant yet

so im doing this

ill post again soon

hopefully more often

just check my twitter

@piratehogan

much love,

jacob

METAL!

so i have this problem

the problem is..

i have been doing a lot of metal kicks lately

dont know what that is?

imagine walking while holding a guitar

then out of nowhere

you just kick in the air as high as you can

then bust into a guitar solo

yes, i do that on a daily basis.

anyway!

i started putting up new cover vids on my YOUTUBE

but havent this past week

lost the chord i need

but i really need to do some more.

UGH!

MOTIVATION!

WHERE ARE YOU?

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN

i need to write more music too

im off to drum for a bit.

much love,

jacob

well, balls

i have to waitlist classes

its not opening

oh

my

god

im

so

pissed

this is TERRIBLE!

the whole site is basically down

alright

so it turned out to be a clustereff of effery

this is not good...

much love,

jacob

HARPY NEW YORS!

so

its 2011

YAY!

right?

just one year closer to our doom.

anyways!

new years brings new questions

new perils

new ladies

and a new person

i am changing myself this year

i am going to be more metal

im going to kick the ass of the "nice guy" in me

im going to

get

the

LADIES!

OW!

SHBAM!

but in all reality

this year is going to be better

for everyone around me

thanks for a great 2010

but 2011 is going to be

E

P

I

C

much love,

Jacob

back in action

thank you for welcoming me back from the whole

"not being around for your first birthday" thing

i guess i got side tracked.

SO ANYWAYS!

I finished my first semester of college today.

HELL YEAH!

i'm in college!

god it was a tough one too

but next semester

i got this on lockdown

cant stop me now!

oh hey, the TV is on.

im gonna go rot my brain for a month

much love

Jacob

i miss you baby

hey baby

has it really been 7 months since i last saw you?

im sorry i havent been the best like i said i would

but im back now

and thats all that matters, right?

i hope so.

you know you cant help but smile now that i am here

well i guess we should get to business, huh?

oh ya! thats right

wait

what the hell are you doing?

put some clothes on!

OH GOD!

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oh boy is it good to be back?

i think so

how has everyone been?

i have personally been great.

sure there were ups

and downs

but look where we are today!

so this last decade is almost over

pretty crazy, right?

well me being a man of music and movies and movie music,

i have decided to make a list

oh yes,

a list

20 CDs and movies of the last decade

wow. it sounds weird saying that

decade

decade

decawday

but before we get into that

i wanted to say

HOLY FRIGGIN HELL!

i was 8 ten years ago!

in these 10 years

i found out what love is (mostly)

found out who i am

and who i am going to be

i found out that i have not only the best family ever

but the best friends to go along with them

and the two male best friends to go with it

you know who you are

but i found a really great girl that im determined to get

i found out that i am not afraid to be myself anymore

nor am i afraid to speak my mind

over these years

i have found love

lost love

found friends

and lost some along the way

those who have stayed with me

its been a damn blast and here is to another ten!

now

lets get this list started

CDs

20.)In Sorte Diaboli - Dimmu Borgir

19.) Diamonds in the rough - Avenged Sevenfold

18.) lies for the liars - The Used

17.) ruination - Job For A Cowboy

16.)pirates of the Caribbean: dead mans chest - hans zimmer

15.) PotC: curse of the black pearl - hans zimmer

14.) Potc: at worlds end

13.) Homesick - A Day To Remember

12.) 101010 - TINAGOWTFAY

11.) DJ Hero soundtrack

10.) SLASH - Slash

9.) This is War - 30 seconds to mars

8.) Resistance - Muse

7.) Avenged Sevenfold - Avenged Sevenfold

6.) City Of Evil - Avenged Sevenfold

5.) Depths - Oceano

4.) Someday Came Suddenly - Attack Attack

3.) Plastic Beach - Gorillaz

2.) Demon Days - Gorrilaz

1.) Nightmare -Avenged Sevenfold

(Really it was a tough decision between Nightmare and Demon Days)

on further review of the list

i have no idea how Slipknot didnt make it on there...

ehh im too lazy to make a movie list,

so lets just say i like a whole buncha movies!

so hey

i guess...

uhhh

ya ill see you around

mmmmkay?

love you baby

ya thats right

oh ya!

oh!

oh ya come o...

PUT YOUR CLOTHING BACK ON!

much love

Jacob

im back boo!

well jeez!

im a wee bit late, arent i?

alright, where to begin...

where did i leave off?

well i was in the middle of epic week and i can say

it was

EPIC!

probably the best time i have had in a long time

and little did i know that a seed was planted

unintentionally, of course

but who knew that it would grow so quickly

anyways

summer is on. i am getting new shoes

a few CDs

oh and graduating in august

you better be there

yes i know you are reading this

yeah, you!

you know who you arE

but anyways!

im super tired

just got home from joes crab shack

so imma hit the hay

much love!

jacob